We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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