so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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