nut hugger
farters have to be the big spoon...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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