You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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