Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
