Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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