HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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