but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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