i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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