Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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