I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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