my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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