maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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