I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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