If i come over, it means nothing
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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