Whod you bang
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I need you to use more vowels.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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