It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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