In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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