No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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