You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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