just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I love you.
Bad choice
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize