Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
They took my balls.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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