Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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