YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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