Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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