It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's official drugs can't kill me
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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