i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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