can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
do nipples grow back?
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