i used baking grease as lip gloss
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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