Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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