Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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