im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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