She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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