I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We got so high we made milksteak
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
