The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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it's like iHOP with fire
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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