the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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