I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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