She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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