Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
