I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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