It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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