We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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