nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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