i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
love makes seman taste better
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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