i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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