that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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