he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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