I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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