How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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