sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
pray to the hookup gods
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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