dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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