Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The best revenge is premature balding
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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