So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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