I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
