marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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