Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
MIDGETS
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Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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